I must tell you upfront: my irreverence towards tradition is immeasurable. This irreverence, however, does not mean I would prefer a chill-out session by the pool in a bikini, or the seaside romance of drawing circles in the sand, barefoot, in a crinkled white shirt, to a good ol' wedding do. Not this girl, sister. It only means I refuse to carry the weight of how people think things should be done. And even though I would happily escape much of the ceremony, I want to dress the part. I just want to do it my way.
It's not that I don't care what people will think. If that were the case, I might dress like a crazy granny, a 1920s flapper or Marie Antoinette. But that's not it. I want people to understand what I'm wearing (evoking something matrimonial, like, I don't know... a bit of white?), and then, be irreverent with it (shorts? trousers? leather? transparence? contrasts?), because I that's what I want, and because I can.
I have trawled my archives and my memory for images that have meant something special to me, so much that I was at some point truly inspired to add them to my virtual, ready-to-wear-ridden wedding moodboard.
Here's what I'm now tempted to wear on the big day... with a few coats or coloured numbers to change into for the party. You and me, we have the luxury of making it our very own special day. Why spoil it with somethig proper?
1. RETRO CUTE ONE: A-LINES IN LACE AND BRODERIE ANGLAISE
Andrew GN, 2004
Andrew GN, 2006 Emilio Pucci, 2006
Chloé, 2006 Jasper Conran, 2011
Miu Miu, 2006
Ralph Lauren, 2011 Diane von Furstenberg, 2009 Miu Miu, 2008
Blugirl, 2010
2. RETRO CUTE TWO: PUFF SLEEVES AND SOFT SILHOUETTES
Luella, 2008 Alexander Wang, 2010 Blugirl, 2010
Céline, 2005 Jasper Conran, 2011 Philosophy, 2006
3. FUTURISTIC: RETRO OR MODERN, SIMPLE AND SCULPTED
Audrey Hepburn, 1969 Calvin Klein, 2006 Calvin Klein, 2008
Could someone make this in white please?
Todd Lynn, 2011
Balenciaga, 2009
Alexander McQueen, 2006 Balenciaga, 2008 Balenciaga, 2006
Bruno Pieters, 2010 Alexander McQueen, 2009 Byblos, 2010
Aquascutum, 2007
4. PRINCESS CHIC
Elie Saab, 2006
5. SPARKLE
Burberry Prorsum, 2006
Chanel, 2010
Elie Saab, 2006
Bottega Veneta, 2009
6. PURE: SLEEK MINIMALISM
Aquascutum, 2006 No 21, 2011
Céline, 2010 Richard Nicoll
Could someone make this in white please?
Aquascutum, 2009 Dsquared2, 2009
Ralph Lauren, 2010 No21, 2011 Ralph Lauren, 2010
Versace, 2008
Versace, 2008
7. BAROQUE OPULENCE
Balenciaga, 2006
Alexander McQueen, 2008
Boudicca, 2004 Chanel, 2009 Ralph Lauren, 2008
D & G, 2009
D & G, 2009
Dolce & Gabbana, 2008
Bora Aksu, 2010 Versace, 2005